back and oh so pathetic
9:20 p.m. - July 26, 2009

I am so ridiculously delusional and obsessive.
I have wanted to start up my random, mindless tirades again for quite sometime.
It's finally time.
I'm borderline divorced.
I've had a few major lifestyle changes in the past 2-3 years.
but more importantly, I've got a glass of wine beside me and Fiona Apple playing in the background.
I honestly think I shouldn't be part of "normal american society". I think I need more than one husband so that all of my needs can be met. I also think that I would be a more effective wife that way. I get bored oh so easily without a highly sexual relationship to keep me occupied. With a few different husbands I would never be bored and each would bring something different to the table.
So what country should I move to?

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